ZDNet: Story: Hey, Dubya! Mr. President. Did you hear the one about...? Have you noticed that we can't seem to elect a president who doesn't seem like a parody of himself? From President "Don't-Confuse-Me-With-The-Facts" Reagan to President "Truth-Is-A-Slippery-Slope" Clinton to President "How-Did-I-Get-Here-And-Now-What-Do-I-Do-Daddy?" Bush, each one is more outrageous than the next. Ask President Bush is a free, Magic-Eightball-like Palm program that takes some of our tongue-tied president's more bizarre statements and issues them as answers to your life questions. (Shareware/Palm) Click for more. http://www.zdnet.com/anchordesk/stories/story/0,10738,2679882,00.html